We Know Everything About You, Hursh

Yes, everything. And mate, we've got receipts.

🎯 Stalker Score: 98/100
(Extremely Wholesome)

🎬 We Made You Roast Yourself

That's right. We grabbed your face from a YouTube screenshot, fed it to an AI, and made you deliver your own roast. You're welcome.

⚡ AI-generated from a single YouTube screenshot + HeyGen. 20 minutes. No consent required.

📊 The Business Pivot Nobody Asked For

From SEO guru to supplement salesman. Let's unpack this journey, shall we?

2015

Aligned Agency Born

Fresh out of uni at 21, Hursh decides "Yeah nah, jobs are for suckers" and starts a digital marketing agency. Bold move, cotton.

2015-2024

9 Years of Glory

Grows Aligned to 7-figures with just 8 people. Racks up 350+ Google 5-star reviews. Becomes Perth's most trusted boutique agency. Basically crushes it.

June 2024

The Exit

Sells Aligned Agency to Dilate Digital. Takes the money and runs. But wait, there's more...

November 2023

Himalayan Epiphany

While still running Aligned, Hursh and Cam are hiking in Nepal when they hear their backpacks rattling like maracas. Instead of packing smarter, they have a BILLION DOLLAR IDEA™

February 2025

OptiVenture Launch

From Google Ads to... pills? The pivot is complete. SEO is dead. Long live supplements.

💊 OptiVenture: The Himalayan Rattle Solution

"Why hasn't anyone put all these supplements into one pill?"
— Two blokes whose packs were rattling in Nepal, probably suffering from altitude-induced delirium

The pitch: For just $3.33/day, you too can replace your rattling backpack pharmacy with... a slightly less rattling bottle of pills. Revolutionary.

$99.95
Per Month
(Down from $221 of individual supps)
30+
Ingredients
(Including words you can't pronounce)
6
Pills Per Day
(3 AM, 3 PM. Nature's schedule.)
$5K
Monthly Revenue
(Target: $100K by EOY. Good luck, mate.)

Real talk though? The product is actually sick. 91+ verified reviews, ships to 9 countries, and Cam literally crushed the PCT on it. Fair play, Hursh. You might be onto something here.

👥 The Co-Founder Social Media Smackdown

Let's talk about the elephant in the room. Or should we say, the follower gap?

🏆 Cam Bostock

649K
Instagram Followers

20% equity stake
The face of the brand
Basically a hiking celebrity

VS

Hursh Dodhia-Shah

1.6K
Instagram Followers

75% equity stake
The one who actually built the thing
Does all the work

Translation: Hursh does 75% of the work for 75% of the equity, while Cam posts daily Instagram Reels and has 400x more followers. This is the business partner equivalent of bringing your influencer mate to the party and watching him steal your thunder. Classic startup life.

But wait, there's a plot twist...

📸 The Secret Weapon: @perthflyboi

12K
Followers on @perthflyboi
231
Posts of "Universal Wisdoms"

Turns out Hursh has been quietly building a photography account with 12,000 followers — nearly 8x his main account. His bio? "Photographs, discoveries, thoughts and universal wisdoms from my ever growing travels and adventures in Australia & beyond 🌏🗻❤️"

So let me get this straight: You can get 12K people to follow your "universal wisdoms" but only 1.6K to follow your actual business ventures? Mate, that's the most accidentally wholesome flex I've ever seen. Maybe OptiVenture needs more landscape photos and fewer supplement facts.

✈️ 2026: The Year of Living Nowhere

Because running a startup from a fixed location is too mainstream.

🇳🇿

New Zealand → February 24, 2026

First stop on the nomad tour. Probably researching kiwi-flavoured supplements.

📦

Perth Pack-Up → Late Feb/Early March

Nothing says "I'm committed to Perth" like leaving it immediately.

🧘

Bali, Indonesia → April 1, 2026

Megan's yoga instructor training. Hursh will pretend to meditate while replying to Shopify customer support emails.

🏃

Mount Rinjani Ultramarathon → April/May 2026

Running up a volcano in Indonesia. You know, normal Tuesday stuff. At least he'll be beta-testing OptiVenture V3.

🇺🇸

Denver/Boulder/Austin → TBD

Scouting potential US base locations. Translation: "Where can I run a supplement company AND have easy access to mountains?"

🇪🇺

Europe → Extended Stay

Setting up European home base. Because OptiVenture's $5K/month can TOTALLY support a European lifestyle.

⛰️

Aconcagua Climb → Jan/Feb 2027

6,961m / 22,837ft — Highest peak in the Americas. Hursh's final boss battle. The ultimate OptiVenture field test. If he summits, those pills WORK.

Business Strategy Analysis: Run a supplement startup with $5K monthly revenue while globe-trotting across 4 continents, training for an ultramarathon, climbing the highest peak in the Americas, and supporting your partner through yoga instructor training. This is either next-level CEO confidence or you've been taking too much ashwagandha. Probably both.

🧾 The Receipts

Here's everything Gun's AI dug up in 20 minutes. Yes, twenty minutes.

335
Instagram Posts Analyzed
(@hurshdodhiashah)
231
More on @perthflyboi
6
Podcast Appearances Found
500+
LinkedIn Connections
2
YouTube Videos
∞
Universal Wisdoms

Fun Facts We Discovered:

  • 🎓 Graduated UWA with Marketing + Engineering Science (2011-2015)
  • 💑 Partner: Megan (yoga instructor in training)
  • 🏢 Started Aligned Agency at 21, fresh out of uni
  • 💰 Sold it 9 years later for undisclosed 7-figure sum
  • 🏔️ Climbed Kilimanjaro (because why not)
  • 🎒 Carried a "doomsday prepper amount" of supplements in the Himalayas
  • 📸 Has 8x more followers on photography account than business account
  • 🧘 Uses emojis like 🔮❤️🌏 unironically
  • 🚀 Previous username: @dirtydursh (we're judging)
  • 📈 Grew Aligned to 350+ 5-star Google reviews with just 8 people
  • 💊 Co-founded OptiVenture with guy who has 400x more followers
  • 🏃 Running an ultramarathon up a volcano in 2026
  • ⛰️ Planning to summit Aconcagua in 2027

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